I’ve had a bit too much to drink.
My alarm will go off too early.
There was the most wonderful storm, and though it’s passed, the electricity still stings the air.
With no shortness of certainty, I’m here craving you.
The plush give of your lips, the sweet salt of your skin, the magnetic way that your body joins mine.

iamkissedbyfire:

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Hey Monday, you can go get fucked.

Girls aren’t simple either.

I hope future me picks right now to time travel to leave me a reassuring message:
“Darling self, slow your roll. Everything will be alright. High standards are fine to have. You won’t grow up to marry Henry Rollins, but you do pretty damn well. Also, quit that job asap. You can do better.
Don’t forget to call your mother,
Love,
You (well, me. Or us. You know what I mean.”

So. There’s that. I also hope she’ll (I’ll) bring me a hover board and magic pants that won’t rip in the thighs.
I have high hopes for the future.

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

sarcasticsweetness:

notquiteapinup:

my butt!
I wasn’t planning on posting this- but I liked it too much not to share!

I need those garters and panties in my life.

So this picture is going around the tumblrs again.
I’m not sure if it’s good for my self esteem or bad that my most liked photo is of my ass and not my face…. hrm…

either way- panties from an etsy shop that isn’t there anymore, garter belt from lane bryant, stockings from torrid.
I have no secrets.

geekmythology:

New ‘Batman’ ’66 TV Figures Are Bat-Awesome

I need this. NEED.

themightymonarch:

maybeitwasutah:

Aww haha!!

True story.

Yeahhhhhh. (and my boobs… but you already knew that)

Everyday.

Quote Company

Cuddle deficient.