1. (Source: kitschyliving)

  2. New necklace!! I rarely indulge myself when it comes to non utilitarian stuff these days, but I needed this! (It’s Betsy Johnson)

  3. What a weirdo.


  4. well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

    respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

    calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

    (Source: fawnbabe, via housewifeswag)


  5. Anonymous asked: Yes, you're beautiful and sexy, but I think I like your sense of humor the best.

    I’m guessing this is true because you don’t have to hear the absurd amount of puns that my poor roommates have to endure.

    Also- thank you. What an unexpected compliment!!

  6. Bathtub bug eyes.

  8. Everyone around me knows when it’s him. I get a “look”.

    (via housewifeswag)

  9. alexstrangler:

    Fun little walk-in on a lady all the way from Switzerland #dolorosatattoo (at The Dolorosa Tattoo Company)


    (via cherrylisa)

  12. notquiteapinup:

    Personal favorite from the private collection.


  13. "All I want is for you to be happy
    and if it’s not with me, then how
    can I be mad about that? If my
    best asset is love then I guess
    this is how I love you: by not
    needing you to choose me the
    same way I choose you. Your
    best asset is your ability to read
    people, so I know you know this
    hurts me, but you should also
    know it’s what’s best for us both."
    — anne, the things I told you after you fell asleep (via richiecrispie)

    (via vintageventage)


  14. fandommember:



    cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

    Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

    Someone else might have needed it more

    (via swarthyvillain)

  15. Yes please!

    (Source: felinatral, via hotrodbizarre)